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guillotinedream:

sleepdopesmoker:

moldpuppy:

nosebleedclub:

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

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illinoisiest:
“hemny:
“satan-is-a-heterophobe:
“mcqueen
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mcqueen
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im begging of you please dont take my man
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illinoisiest:

hemny:

satan-is-a-heterophobe:

mcqueen

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

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akinaw:

kragehund-again:

thivvy:

kragehund-again:

biggest threats to a 5yo’s life

  • bermuda triangle
  • quicksand
  • sharks/lions/wolves (creatures)
  • lava
  • getting sucked down the drain in the bathtub

pools of green acid too

cont.

  • bubbly green acid pits
  • electric eels/piranhas/snakes
  • a super poisonous very rare sea creature that happens to be in lake michigan while your family is on vacation
  • drawn in and compacted by an escalator
  • the Basement™
  • accidentally touching seaweed
  • Area 51
  • going to the bathroom at night
  • spontaneous human combustion
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samdyke:

Good evening, “Bisexual Misha Collins” was a 72 hour sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

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lyingfigure:

disheveledcatgirl:

lyingfigure:

it’s beyond nuts when british people call flashlights torches

They are torches

Flashlights implies that they go on and off

they do that’s what the button is for…

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paxamericana:

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unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

unionion the union onion

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toasty-bat:

spaceengineer86:

clickbeetle:

clickbeetle:

clickbeetle:

clickbeetle:

a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.

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also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

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they are such friends

fireflies our beloveds <3

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Thought people might appreciate this video I got of a firefly that landed on my mom’s ring and sat there flashing for about a good minute or two. They really are just like that

emil:

emil:

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boss is presently trying to figure out an app

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

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