unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via youstoopidbitch)


(via not-bananas)


deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

(via not-bananas)


laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via trust)


kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

(via meet-me-in-another-world)


666-askfortheking:

nickinnewjersey:

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

A herd omfg

I take baQk everything I’ve ever said about IKEA

666-askfortheking:

nickinnewjersey:

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

A herd omfg

I take baQk everything I’ve ever said about IKEA

(via not-bananas)


peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

(via not-bananas)


sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

(via not-bananas)


blurrinq:

Sleep. Social Life. Good Grades.
Pick 2

(via not-bananas)


cashcutie:

here and gone in 7 minutes

(via itslacroixsweetie)